Hump Day

A Little Sled Time

QIC: Semi

20 seal jacks i/c
15 mountain man pooper i/c
20 seal waves i/c
Side shuffle to light pole and back
Mosey to light pole and nur back
10 hip circles each way oyo

The Thang

Sled push for timer – push to light pole and back
2 rounds
Abyss merkins
30lb ball toss/slam
35lb kettle bell Turkish getup

Mosey around parking lot

3rd F
Talked about how awesome this group is. Brought some stuff I’m dealing/ struggling with. Conversation continued through the rest of the beatdown

2 more rounds

Finished with a couple rounds of Mary
Pretzel sticks
Gas pumpers
Flutter kicks
Big boys
Crab jacks
Hello dolly
American hammers


5 HIM showed today: Semi, Hump Day, T-Rex, Mad Dog, Snips

Semi’s Playground 2.0

QIC: Semi


15 seal jacks i/c
15 seal waves i/c
15 Imperial walkers i/c

11 monkey humpers for someone RIH
10 hip circles each way oyo
15 Micheal Phelps i/c
15 mountain man pooper i/c
30 Moroccan night club i/c

The Thang

Frisbee golf to playground
Merkins per stroke plus 10
4 holes played, 3-5 strokes per hole
50-70 merkins total

15 swerkins
15 hanging knee raises
30 urkins
30 gas pumpers
30 derkins

3rd F

15 swerkins
15 hanging  knee raises
30 urkins
15 pretzel sticks per side
30 derkins
150 merkins total

Mosey back to AO

Roughly 200 merkins total


4 HIM showed today: Semi, Hump Day, Looney Toons, Yukon

2/21/24 Coupons and Wheelbarrows

QIC: Semi


21 Ssh i/c
12 Seal wave i/c
21 Cherry picker i/c
Capri lap around upper parking lot
Side shuffle out, nur across, side shuffle in, and mosey across
21 Windmill i/c
12 Plank Jack i/c
21 Seal Jack i/c
2nd capri lap around upper parking lot
Side shuffle out, nur across, side shuffle in, and mosey across


Each HIM grabs a coupon and line up at end of alley

With only 3 HIM we teamed up and 2 HIM held the legs of the HIM doing the wheelbarrow

wheelbarrow to gym door, wosey to start
12 burpees
Wheelbarrow to gym door
12 burpees, wosey to start
Coupon barrow to gym door, wosey to start
21 Abyss merkins

3rd F

United and freedom course

Number Rama
Name Rama

3 HIM showed today: Semi, Hump Day, Deez

First Town Shoulder Burn

QIC: Semi


20 seal jacks i/c
20 Windmill i/c
20 seal waves i/c
10 hip circles each direction oyo
20 plank jacks i/c
20 mountain climbers i/c
20 mountain man pooper i/c

The Thang

Each HIM grabs a 2 coupons

Start at 10 and work our way down

Bent over Rows ( both sides)
Chicken peckers ( b2w shoulder tap, double count)
Abyss merkins

Transition between sets;
Murder bunnies
Farmer carry out, Murder bear back

3rd F
Sentinels of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

The Sentinels of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier stand watch 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, in any weather. Sentinels, who volunteer for this post, are considered the elite of the elite 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment (The Old Guard), headquartered at nearby Fort Myer, Virginia.

After members of the 3rd U.S. Infantry Regiment become ceremonially qualified, they are eligible to volunteer for duty as Sentinels at the Tomb. If accepted, they are assigned to Company E of The Old Guard. Each soldier must be in superb physical condition, possess an unblemished military record and be between 5 feet, 10 inches and 6 feet, 4 inches tall for men or 5 feet, 8 inches and 6 feet, 2 inches tall for women, with a proportionate weight and build.

Would-be Tomb Guards must first undergo an interview and a two-week trial. During the trial phase, they memorize seven pages of Arlington National Cemetery history. This information must be recited verbatim in order to earn a “walk.” 

If a soldier passes the first training phase, “new soldier” training begins. New Sentinels learn the history of Arlington National Cemetery and the grave locations of nearly 300 veterans.They learn the guard-change ceremony, the manual of arms, and methods for keeping their uniforms and weapons in immaculate condition.

The Sentinels must pass multiple tests to earn the privilege of wearing the silver Tomb Guard Identification Badge. First, they are tested on their manual of arms knowledge, uniform preparation and walks. Then, they take the badge test, consisting of 100 randomly selected questions from the 300 items memorized during training. The would-be badge holder must get more than 95 percent correct.

The Tomb Guard Identification Badge is a temporary award until the badge-holding Sentinel has honorably served at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier for nine months. At that time, the award can become a permanent badge, which may be worn for the rest of a military career. The silver badge is an upside-down, laurel-leaf wreath surrounding a depiction of the Tomb’s front face, the words “Honor Guard,” and figures representing Peace, Victory and Valor. Over 600 Tomb Guards have earned the badge since the late 1950s. 

The Tomb Guards work on a three-relief rotation; each relief has one commander and about six Sentinels. The three reliefs are organized by height, so that those in each guard change ceremony look similar in appearance. The Sentinels wear the Army dress blue uniform, reminiscent of the color and style worn by soldiers during the late 1800s. 


JFK-Inspired F3 Workout: “Leadership Circuit”

On the 60th Anniversary of his death, this routine is designed to celebrate JFK’s commitment to physical fitness, leadership, and resilience in a positive and respectful manner.


  • Side Straddle Hops
  • Dynamic Stretches (5 minutes):
  • Cherry pickers
  • Arm circles
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Marilyn Hip Circles
  • Knee Circles

Round 1

Team up with Someone Team will complete:

• Dealey Plaza Mosey around the Parking Lot.

• “60 Bay of Pigs” Burpees.


3 Rounds of 20 = 60

1: 60 Cuban Missile Crisis Jumps:

  1. Box jumps (20 reps) to symbolize the agility and quick decision-making required during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
  2. Use the Bleachers

2: 60 Dips


Grassy Knoll Challenge:

  • Sprint Uphill (Grassy Knoll):
    • Sprint Downhill and uphill representing the challenges JFK faced during his presidency.
    • At top of hill hit the deck for 10 Merkins.
    • Complete after 6 rounds(60 Merkins)

3rd F

Quick Timeline of the JFK Assassination:

If you look at photos in the 1950s and early 60s men wore hats.

John F Kennedy was so popular that men stopped wearing hats!

“In 1964, the year the Warren Commission issued its report, the New York Times

published five stories in which ‘conspiracy theory‘ appeared.”

• According to his son, and his friends. Bobby Kennedy did not believe the Warren Commission:

Official Treory 1. Only one shooter Lee Harvey Oswald.

The Bullet was found on Governor Connelly’s Gurney.

Bullet was just sitting there.

Bullet was Not Distorted.

Why was there no repercussions against Cuba?

Things we didn’t know at the time of Warren Report in 1964:

The Warren report was given the task to fit the evidence to fit the official story.

  1. LBJ was great friends with Herbert Hoover. Head of the FBI
  2. The Route was changed at the last minute.
  3. JFK was always in pain and wore a backbrace.
  4. Lee Harvey Oswald worked with the CIA
  5. His murderer Jack Ruby also worked with the CIA. Not revealed until 1975
  6. Thomas Arthur Vallee – a very similar patsy in Chicago

M1 rifle 500 rounds of ammunition.

Worked on secret U2 program in Japan.

He got a job with a window with a perfect view of the motorcade.

3 other snipers were arrested by the secret services as well.

Not revealed until 2007

  1. Abraham Bolden- the first black person to guard a president did not understand why all of the security was so lax and why the Secret service guys were drunk all the time of Chicago trip and the Dallas trip.
    1. Tried to contact the Warren commission but could not get through. May 17, 1964
    2. May 18th he was arrested trying for “to sell secret documents”.
    3. While in prison, his garage was burned down, a gun shot went through his window.
    4. When he spoke to Jim Garrison, he was put into solitary confinement.
    5. In 1995 AARB the Secret Service destroyed all info about the plot was destroyed
  2. Alan Dulles head of the CIA was fired by Kennedy.

As head of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) during the early Cold War, he oversaw the 1953 Iranian coup d’état, the 1954 Guatemalan coup d’état, the Lockheed U-2 aircraft program, the Project MKUltra mind control program and the Bay of Pigs Invasion. He was fired by John F. Kennedy over the latter fiasco.

Alan Dulles was then Put on the Warren Commission.

Along with Future President Gerald Ford.


The CIA was going to fly an unmanned passenger jet via remote control over Cuba and blow it up and Blame the Cuban government.

How do we know this?

In the 1992 Assassination Records Review Board disclosed this document

The Assassination Records Review Board was an independent federal agency created to oversee the identification and release of records related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

OPERATION NORTHWOODS was vetoed by Kennedy.

16,000 U.S. military personnel were in Vietnam.

JFK was withdrawing troops when we he was assassinated.

11/22/63 JFK Assassinated

August 1964 in the Gulf of Tonkin

Unseen North Vietnamese “ships attacked” two US ships.

2/21/65 Malcolm X Assassinated

4/4/68 Martin Luther King Assassinated

6/5/68 Robert Kennedy Assassinated

LBJ Leaves office January 20, 1969

Closing thoughts from Roger Stone:

Q: What is the lesson from the murder of John F. Kennedy?

A: Government lies. The government that lies to you about the JFK assassination will lie to you about Benghazi today. It will lie to you about healthcare today. Citizens need to be skeptical about what the government says. Prior to 1963, most people thought the government was trying to help them and tell them the truth


Hammer Time

QIC: Semi

15 Seal jack i/c
15 mountain man pooper i/c
15 Imperial walkers i/c
Karaoke across parking spaces and back
15 seal waves i/c
15 toy soldiers i/c
15 plank jacks i/c

The Thang

20 hammer rotations
10 Back lunge w/upward strike per side
10 hammer rows per side
10 hammer curl and press per side

Weapon pass bolt 45

20 hammer rotations
10 Back lunge w/upward strike per side
10 hammer rows per side
10 hammer curl and press per side

3rd F

During a prank, a student stuck a paper on his classmate’s back that said “𝗜’𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱”, and asked the rest of the class not to tell the boy.

Thus the students began laughing on and off…

Came afternoon math class started and their teacher wrote a difficult question on the board.

No one was able to answer it except the boy with the sticker.

Amid the unexplained giggles, he walked toward the board and solved the problem.

The teacher asked the class to clap for him and remove the paper on his back.

She told him: “It seems that you don’t know about the paper your classmate has pasted on your back.”

Then the teacher looked at the rest of the class and said:

“Before I give you a punishment, let me tell you 2 things:

First, throughout your Life, people will put labels on you with many nasty words to stop your progress.

Had your classmate known about the paper, he wouldn’t have gotten up to answer the question.

𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗟𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗲𝗹𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻, 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳.”

“Second, it’s clear that he doesn’t have any loyal friend among you all to tell him about the sticker.

It doesn’t matter how many friends you have – it is the loyalty you share with your friends that matters.

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲.”

Choose your friends wisely!

20 Merkin Seal wave
20 mountain climbers (high knees to outside of elbows)(Peter parker?)
20 squats w/knee raise


3 HIM showed today: Semi, Hump Day, Looney Toons

Fill In Q

QIC: Semi

15 seal jacks i/c
15 seal waves i/c
10 toy Soldier i/c
10 hip circles each direction oyo
10 mountain man pooper i/c

The Thang

Mosey across the street to the playground

3 rounds
10 swerkins
10 hanging knee raises
10 derkins
20 erkins

First round break
10 Pretzel sticks per side
Not so easy lazy boy

Second round
Toy Soldier set
50 lbcs
20 E2Ks per side
10 big boys

3rd F
Hit on United’s men’s night.
The pastor talked about what is you scoreboard?
Money, promotions, success?
It should be:
Legacy, relationships, family

Third round
15 gas pumpers
15 American hammers
15 big boys

Mosey back to AO

Bolt 45


5 HIM showed today: Semi, Toy Soldier, Trex, Mr. Mom, Hump day

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